||[Aug. 10th, 2006|11:22 pm]
will you ever hear us?
I'm sorry I haven't been writing. Really, I am. You must think I'm a bitch. Exuse my language. I bet you never swear.. you're such a great role model. And the people here just write you such great letters!
Anyway. To the point.
What's your favorite pop tart?
I like the cookie dough ones.
Though I doubt you care. I'm not even half the woman you are.
I don't know how a person can be so great. Are you the messiah?
Also, do boogers have nutritional value? My "smart" cousin thinks they do, but you're like Einstein so I know I can trust your answer. And I'm sure you've munched on a few before. Just admit it.
PS: How do you cure hiccups? I've tried all the tricks but nothing fucking works.
PPS: "Piazza New York Catcher, are you straight or are you gay?" -Belle & Sebastian
Please answer them. They went out of their way to ask me to ask you. They're famous, too, you know. But no one's quite at your level of fame, of course!
PPPS: I've revised this so many times, trying to make it perfect. For you, m'dear.