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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2006|06:42 pm]
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adrogantia
Dear Natalie,

I desperately need some money. :(

Thanks,

adrogantia
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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2006|11:17 pm]
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adrogantia
Dear Natalie,

I saw "Closer" for the first time tonight.

You make a great stripper. And I love the wigs.

Yours,
adrogantia
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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2006|12:59 pm]
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bellichka
Dear Natalie,

Now that I'm out of college, I feel like my life has no purpose. I don't have any friends at home, and I'm having a lot of trouble finding a job. What should I do? I'd ask you to hang out with me, but I'm too shy :(

Love,
bellichka
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(no subject) [Sep. 8th, 2006|11:22 am]
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adrogantia
Dear Natalie,

Johnny Depp and I are discussing the possibility of him taking a portion of his earnings and putting it towards buying me an island, right next to his. I thought you would like to know that you are welcome to my island any time.

Please write back and let me know if you're willing to bring some booze when you come. Also, bring a beach chair.

Love,
me
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(no subject) [Sep. 4th, 2006|02:00 am]
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duckumu
dear natalie

did u know that you can get cervical cancer from a common virus, HPV? maybe u should tell ur mother
or your daughter

tell someone
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2006|01:24 pm]
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duckumu
dear natalie
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2006|09:56 am]
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madamelovely
Dear Natale,

What do you wear to sleep?

Flannel pants, a skimpy silk nightie..? Or do you sleep in the nude?


Soon please,

Amy
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2006|11:22 pm]
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madamelovely
Dear Natalie,

I'm sorry I haven't been writing. Really, I am. You must think I'm a bitch. Exuse my language. I bet you never swear.. you're such a great role model. And the people here just write you such great letters!

Anyway. To the point.

What's your favorite pop tart?

I like the cookie dough ones.

Though I doubt you care. I'm not even half the woman you are.

I don't know how a person can be so great. Are you the messiah?

Also, do boogers have nutritional value? My "smart" cousin thinks they do, but you're like Einstein so I know I can trust your answer. And I'm sure you've munched on a few before. Just admit it.


love,
Amy

PS: How do you cure hiccups? I've tried all the tricks but nothing fucking works.

PPS: "Piazza New York Catcher, are you straight or are you gay?" -Belle & Sebastian
Please answer them. They went out of their way to ask me to ask you. They're famous, too, you know. But no one's quite at your level of fame, of course!

PPPS: I've revised this so many times, trying to make it perfect. For you, m'dear.
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dear Natalie, [Aug. 4th, 2006|06:17 pm]
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me_3000
Help me with my German lesson, NOW BITCH.

kthnx bye.




ps.: I like 'Closer'.
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2006|09:45 pm]
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ettch
Dear Natalie,

Unbreak my car pls?

Yrs,
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